Not my fault.: Archive

do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem

Jul 1st

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Jul 1st

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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Weather: Okay, today's gonna be about 65-70 degrees, pretty cloudy but nothing too --
Me: Yeah, that's cool and all, but uh, it's June, isn't it? A little cold for the summer, don't you think?
Weather: Oh. Okay. Fine. I see how you want it. You want summer weather? BOOM. YOU ARE NOW IN THE FIRES OF HELL. YOU ARE MELTING AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ON FIRE.
Me: OH GOD WHY
Weather: HERE COMES THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKERS
Weather: WELCOME TO STATE COLLEGE

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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I’ve dressed in t-shirts and jeans for so long that I fail at wearing girl clothes. How the heck do you layer clothing correctly everything is so loose and flow-y and its weird.

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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nerf-car: It’s not summer unless you fuck up your sleeping schedule

Jun 30th

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‎Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay...

Jun 30th

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Watch

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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chuckquizmo: why is everybody i’m friends with so cute

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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graysonly: if i try to talk everyone stop me i say stupid things

Jun 30th

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For little Miss Diskinected

You thought I didn’t see that post, but you’re wrong. I love you too. I am glad my old reblogs make you happy, even though the reason for most of them is because most of my blog is qued posts. Keep posting .gifs of animes we need to watch or I’ll start making you watch horror series with me. Also, text me back. And hang out with me. I am a lonely and pathetic person…

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Message me a URL anonymously and I shall write...

daevjawn: nopantaloni: okay i turned on anon for this. /w\

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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rryland: do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence

Jun 29th

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