I think my parents would prefer me to not be as quiet as I am.
My parents are leaving to visit my brother down in DC this coming weekend. For the better half of the week, they have been trying to convince me to invite over a group of friends to hang out while they are out of the house.
“What do you want me to do?” I sighed, “Should I throw a wild house party?”
Very seriously, my father replied, “Just be very sure to clean up everything when you’re done.”